Anyway, before I sink into a slough of dispondency here are some amusing quotes to make you smile.
I think I prefer numbers 3 and 4 today ... what about you?
Peace and produciveness
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Every crowd has a silver lining.
Phineas Taylor Barnum
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
Alfred E. Wiggam