Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
I can just hear Groucho saying this - and I'm just feeling my own pulse ;)
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
I love Tom Lehrer's dry wit and his songs - as long as I'm not too depressed to start with.
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
everyone has their own view on what is "right" - let's remember that sometimes other people aren't completely wrong.
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
Maybe you feel that applies to me? ;)