I chuckled at these this morning :)
One man's folly is another man's wife.
Helen Rowland (1876 - 1950)
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
Joseph Baretti, quoted in Boswell's Life of Samuel Johnson
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
John F. Kennedy (1917 - 1963)