Peter Sheil (petersheil) wrote,
Peter Sheil

Some jokes

Three jokes to get your Tuesday off to a good start.

Suzy Lee fell in love, she planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy about it all, she told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, "Suzie Gal, you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo maw don't know, but Joe is yo half-brother."

So Suzie forgot about her Joe and planned to marry Will.
But after telling pappy this, he said "There's trouble still.

"You can't marry Will, my gal and please don't tell yo mother,
cause Will and Joe and several mo I know is yo half-brother."

But mama knew and said "Honey child, do what makes yo happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe, You ain't no kin to pappy!"


A Sunday school teacher asked a little boy, "Bobby, do you believe in the devil?"

"No," said the little boy. "He's just like Santa Claus. I think it's my daddy."


A little boy became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on.

Finally he leaned over to his father and whispered, "Hey, Dad, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"

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