Ring Lardner (1885 - 1933)
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen (1935 - )
I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973)
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
W. C. Fields (1890 - 1946)