|Quotes of the day
||[Jul. 18th, 2002|08:55 am]
1. Never tell everything at once.|
Ken Venturi, Ken Venturi's Two Great Rules of Life
... and the second one is ... ? *evil grin*
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
Oh how very, very true ... and he'd never seen Windows
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)