squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of
their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviours
on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to
run around like its stepsiblings instead of jumping around.
As the rabbit reached puberty, however, it soon faced an
identity crisis (don't we all). It went to its stepparents
to discuss the problem.
It confessed how it felt different from its stepsiblings
and was much forlorn.
Their response was... "Don't scurry, be hoppy."