Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
Dame Edna Everage