Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Peter De Vries
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Matt Groening, "Life in Hell"