||[Jun. 24th, 2002|08:10 am]
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure|
is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things
they already have.
He explains, "A man who has developed a true sense of
appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having
A student stands up and says, "Professor, either you don't
know how to fuck, or I don't know how to shit."