I guess some of my readers may be a bit young to remember the
original tune ... just hum the first one tunefully and imagine
a full orchestra joins in.
btw did you know that carthorse is an anagram of orchestra?
When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie That's amore.
When an eel bites your hand And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.
When our habits are strange And our customs deranged That's
When your horse munches straw And the bales total four That's
some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife She gets stabbed with a knife That's
a Moor, eh?