||[Jun. 20th, 2002|12:39 pm]
I wish to complain - the instructions on your deodorant were |
very misleading. I followed your instructions on a stick of
deodorant to the letter: 'Take Off Top, Push Up Bottom', and
was left semi-naked in some not inconsiderable pain. And it
didn't help my perspiring.
Now I understand my error, but it's time that the writers of
these instructions take responsibility for the resulting
actions. The slogan on the front - 'Sure Wont Let You Down',
was correct, I was unable to sit down all morning.