Peter Sheil (petersheil) wrote,
Peter Sheil
petersheil

Another joke ...

A SIGN POSTED IN THE CLUB HOUSE AT A PUBLIC GOLF COURSE...

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please...while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.

Well done. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!
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