A lighter set than yesterday's I think ... enjoy.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.
P. J. O'Rourke