George Orwell (1903 - 1950), "Animal Farm"
I hate women because they always know where things are.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961)
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.