Kansas City to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out the
window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby
dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to
ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case.
"Well, then," she replied, "tell your mother that there are no
baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your
mother can explain THAT to you."