Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961)
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)