Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931)
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.
W. R. Inge (1860 - 1954)
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
... Do you want fries with that?