Peter Sheil (petersheil) wrote,
Peter Sheil

Joke - specially for mystic and bandit :)

As it happened, their wedding night fell during a religious
holiday, and, devout Episcopalian that he was, Mr. Rogers
simply couldn't make love to his virginal bride.

"I'm sorry," he said as they snuggled in bed, "but I can't
have you tonight. It's Lent."

Her brow crinkling with concern, his new bride said,
"Okay...but to whom and for how long?"
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