They say that kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray, which is a good thing to remember the next time you get lonely.
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
I never know how much of what I say is true.
Bette Midler (1945 - )
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)