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Quotes of the Day [Jan. 12th, 2009|10:02 am]
Peter Sheil
My mother was as religious as she was repressed. Her facts of life speech began with the phrase, 'Satan takes many forms...'
Dana Gould

They say that kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray, which is a good thing to remember the next time you get lonely.
Fred Stoller

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
Demetri Martin

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

I never know how much of what I say is true.
Bette Midler (1945 - )

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Rita Rudner

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)
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