Peter Sheil (petersheil) wrote,
Peter Sheil
petersheil

Quote of the Day

For reasons that are far too complex to even begin to explain, all of today's quotes come from Elayne Boosler:

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
[Use of surrogate mothers? No way!
That's the Vatican's creed for today.
Guess that rule was a stranger
To those round the manger
As Jesus was born in the hay.]

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.
[ and, I think, the key to inner tranquillity]

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

Happy holidays and peace to you and all those you care for.
peter
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