When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Steven Wright (1955 - )
What luck for rulers that men do not think.
Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly.
Edwin P. Whipple
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd.
Edith Sitwell (1887 - 1964)
When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - ), Clarke's first law
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Earl Mac Rauch, from "Buckaroo Bansai"
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755 - 1826), Physiologie du Gout, 1825
Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.
Henry C. Link
I still need more healthy rest in order to work at my best. My health is the main capital I have and I want to administer it intelligently.
Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)