There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC), De Divinatione
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
The average person thinks he isn't.
Father Larry Lorenzoni
The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.
Henry Stimson (1867 - 1950)