Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.
Martin Luther King Jr. (1929 - 1968)
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)