I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
Graffito, in Los Angeles
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
I especially like that last one - reminds me of a song by a group called Artisan ...
"Oh no, don't slay that potatoe.
Let us be merciful please.
Don't boil it or fry it,
or even freeze dry it.
Don't dice it or flake it;
For God's sake don't bake it.
Don't shed the poor blood
of that poor helpless spud;
That's the worest kind of thing you can do.
Oh no, don't slay that potatoe
what never done nothing to you."