up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now
before it's too late!"
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver
as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard a big splash. "Do you think,"
said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign
that says 'bridge out' instead?"