In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds.
Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902)