When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
Art is science made clear.
Jean Cocteau (1889 - 1963)
Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.
Cyril Connolly (1903 - 1974)
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
The computer is a moron.
Peter Drucker (1909 - 2005)
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously.
Charles F. Kettering (1876 - 1958)