Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.
Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004)
The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.
Anatole France (1844 - 1924)
A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not be endured with patient resignation.
Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970), Conquest of Happiness (1930) ch. 10
The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.
J. Jacques, Questionable Content webcomic, #478, 27-Oct-05