After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
Malaclypse the Younger
Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.
Diogenes the Cynic (412 BC - 323 BC)
To be amused by what you read--that is the great spring of happy quotations.
C. E. Montague, "A Writer's Notes on His Trade"