There is this new version in the Times with no starting numbers!
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Woody Allen (1935 - )
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.
John Kenneth Galbraith (1908 - )
War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Evelyn Waugh (1903 - 1966), Diaries of Evelyn Waugh (1976)