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An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
Robert A. Humphrey
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), when asked to describe radio
The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881)
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
John Adams (1735 - 1826)