The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
Joe Martin, Porterfield
Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry (1947 - )