No quotes for a while, so I thought you'd all like some today. The first two caught my eye and persuaded me to copy them :)
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)
Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. That is why some people with mediocre talent, but with great inner drive, go much further than people with vastly superior talent.
Sophia Loren (1934 - )