Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)
All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902), Notebooks, 1912
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), Charlie Brown
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry (1947 - ), "The Taming of the Screw"