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A joke [Mar. 12th, 2002|10:22 am]
Peter Sheil
Ermm well men will appreciate this more than women ... so if you feel that sexist humour is a bad thing and easily get offended then DON'T READ THE REST OF THIS POST

Blessed Be

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the
results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at
their beer consumption.

The theory states that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer
within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of
the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense,
became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think
rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating
and refused to apologize when wrong.

[User Picture]From: mysticprincess
2002-03-12 03:57 am (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2002-03-12 05:09 am (UTC)


I did warn you! :)
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[User Picture]From: mysticprincess
2002-03-12 05:19 am (UTC)


Don't you realize that whenever you tell someone not to do something, they immediately have the urge to do exactly what you just told them not to do? "Don't turn around!" "Don't push the red button!" "Don't read this joke!"
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2002-03-12 06:05 am (UTC)
of course, but it is your decision - I'm trying to let you make that decision with relevant information.

Does this mean that if I say "Don't go and marry Bandit" then you will do so almost immediately? ;)
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[User Picture]From: mysticprincess
2002-03-12 06:13 am (UTC)


Sure. In about 4 1/2 weeks.
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