Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the
results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at
their beer consumption.
The theory states that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer
within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of
the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense,
became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think
rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating
and refused to apologize when wrong.