I improve on misquotation.
Cary Grant (1904 - 1986)
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
John Kenneth Galbraith (1908 - )
I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.
Babe Ruth (1895 - 1948)
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)