After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted.
De la Lastra's Corollary
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)