I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004)
Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826), Letter to Nathaniel Macon, January 12, 1819
Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.
Miguel de Cervantes (1547 - 1616)
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
Thomas Szasz, "The Second Sin"