Peter Sheil (petersheil) wrote,
Peter Sheil
petersheil

Elephant Jokes ...

Q: How can you tell if you have an Elephant in your fridge?
A: Footprints in the butter.

Q: How can you tell if you have an Elephant in your bed?
A: The "E" on his pyjamas.

Q: How can you tell if you have two Elephants in your fridge?
A: Giggling

Q: How do you get four Elephants in a mini? [very small Brtish car]
A: Two in he front and two in the back.

Q: How can you tell if you have four Elephants in your fridge?
A: There is an empty mini parked outside your house.

Q: If you are sitting on one, how do you get down from an Elephant?
A: You don't, you get down from ducks.

Q: How do Elephants get into cherry trees?
A: Sit on a cherry stone and wait for it to grow.

Q: How do Elephants get out of a cherry tree?
A: Sit on a leaf and wait for autumn.

Q: Why do Elephants paint their balls red?
A: So they can hide undetected in cherry trees.

Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
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