Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
George Burns (1896 - 1996)
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.
Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)