Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961), New Yorker, Feb. 18, 1939 "The Shrike and the Chipmunks"
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast.
W. S. Gilbert (1836 - 1911)
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)