I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Nathaniel Borenstein (1957 - )
Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
Sir Thomas Beecham (1879 - 1961)
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Bill Watterson (1958 - ), Calvin and Hobbes