I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Steven Wright (1955 - )
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)
You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance.
Ray Bradbury (1920 - ), advice to writers