hey..i was gonna give that answer
*pouts*

Never mind *pat pat* I'm sure you'll be able to think of a different one if you try :)

Two blondes were walking through the woods, and saw a set of tracks on the ground.

"Oh wow, elk tracks," said one.

"Those aren't elk tracks, those are, like, deer tracks," said the other.

They were still arguing about it when the train hit them.