The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Mark Russell (1932 - )
Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.