Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Sir Ralph Richardson (1902 - 1983), quoted in New York Herald Tribune, May 19, 1946
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
Franklin P. Adams (1881 - 1960)