Jay Leno (1950 - )
Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.
Dr. Martin Henry Fischer
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902)
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), Following the Equator (1897)