Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
John Kenneth Galbraith (1908 - )
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - ), Cat's Cradle
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking (1942 - )