|Quotes of The Day (Today and yesterday)
||[Jun. 21st, 2004|06:43 pm]
I particularly like numbers 4 and 6.|
Vote early and vote often.
Al Capone (1899 - 1947)
I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution.
Wernher von Braun (1912 - 1977)
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
C. P. Snow (1905 - 1980)
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Matt Groening (1954 - ), "Life in Hell"
After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted.
De la Lastra's Corollary
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), "Last Chance to See"
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner (1876 - 1933)